CLAYMATION
READING THE BIBLE, YO!
KEEPING IT "RELEVANT"
BOWEL MOVEMENTS
FILING AND ORGANIZING
LOVE

THE CRONICLES OF NARNIA
LORD OF THE RINGS
ANN OF EVENLY
700 CLUB
TRON
VEGGIE TALES: JONAH
BIBLEMAN, YO!
THEIF IN THE NIGHT
LEFT BEHIND 2 (KIRK CAMERON RULEZ!)
LAST TANGO IN PARIS

ANYTHING BUT RAP BUT I ESPECIALLY LIKE BILL GAYTHER, POINT OF GRACE, ROCKAPELLA, AND P.O.D.

THE BIBLE, YO!
SPORTS ILLUSTRATED (NOT THE SWIMSUIT ISSUE THO!!!)
BUST
7 BALL

THE BIBLE, YO!
NOT GOING TO HELL
MY THREE CATS: LUDACHRIST, FIDDY CENT, AND MR. SNIFFLES

HOMOSEXUALS
DEMOCRATS
PENGUINS
JOKERS, SMOKERS, MIDNIGHT TOKERS
DRUGZ ARE FOR LOOSERS! ONLY DOPES USE DOPE
RAWK IN ROLL
GOTHIC
HOOKAH
TABLE TENNIS

I AM A HARDWORKING CITY BEAT COP JUST TRYING TO LIVE A GOOD LIFE AND GET HIS KIDS BACK. I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN MAJOR GENERAL.

EVERY NIGHT I TELL MYSELF, "I AM THE COSMOS. I AM THE WIND." BUT THAT DON'T BRING HER BACK AGAIN. :*-(