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I WANT TO THANK YOU JESUS FOR MY SMOKIN HOT WIFE
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28 years old
Lebanon, Oregon
United States
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Lord of the rings, Princess bride, Dumb and Dumber, Star Wars, Big Trouble in little China, Strange Brew
You Might Be a Redneck IF..........
1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.
3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive.
6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.
10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.
14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.
16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
17. You have a rag for a gas cap.
18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
19. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-room's so clean.
20. You can spit without opening your mouth.
21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it while in prison.
22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.
28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
29. You are the only 8th grade student old enough to vote!
30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.
31. You have cleaned any kind of animal in your master bath tub.
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LOVE MUSIC
Hawk Nelson, Deciple, Skillet, Kj-52, Jeremy Camp,Family Force 5, Anberlin, Eleventyseven, Aaron Shust, Everyday Sunday, Chris Tomlin, Lincoln Brewster, Run Kid Run, Pillar, Sanctus Real, Relient K, Switchfoot, Toby Mac
YOu have havnt heard any of these look them up
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Jesus, Family, Friends, Pizza, late nights and pillow fights, watching my kids grow, PRAYER, forgiveness, fellowship
“If the only prayer you ever say in your life is, ‘Thank You’, that would suffice.”
"Give me 100 Men who fear nothing but sin, and desire nothing but God, and such alone will shake the gates of hell.”
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my wife being sick while she is prego, when people use my milk to dunk there cookies,
WHEN CHRISTUNION IS DOWN :(
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I am the youth leader for our church Valley Life Youth
Valley Life Youth
I have two kids Emma And Daysen and One on the way
Emma is 3 Daysen is 2
My wife and I have been married 5 years. Dating 9 years.
Life wouldn't be the same with out my family
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