07/25/2007 04:50:02

I am writing this note to refute some of the lies that have been written by Graham Denton. I am taking it upon myself to speak for the people of Netherton, who I am sure, do not need this slanderous rubbish sent out to people all over the world! Netherton is just not like Mr Denton falsely portrays.

At first I thought the lies that Graham Denton writes were funny, but then after some further thinking about them I found it all insulting to the people of Netherton.

I will go through things on a point by point basis.

1. Type 2 diabetes does not qualify for disability in the U.K. Nor in point of fact does type 1 diabetes (which is far more serious.) as a good friend of mine has who coincidentally lives in Netherton unfortunately suffers with.

2. Yorkshire is no more or less of a lawless place than anywhere else in this country. I am sure that our local police force are totally fed up with you wasting their time with your trivial complaints. I know that many of the residents of Netherton are totally fed up with you.

3. As far as you shooting rabbits, well quite frankly I just don’t believe you, as none of the local farmers will allow you on their land. One of which is a personal friend.

4. You profess to know something about bats. Well in West Yorkshire we have several types of bats theses include The Common Pipistrelle, (please note the correct spelling of Pipistrelle) The Soprano Pipistrelle, The Brown Long Eared, The Noctule and Daubenton’s Bat.

5. Any problems you have in Netherton you have brought on yourself (i.e. shouting and bawling at kids that only originally wanted to make friends with you and your wife.) Really it’s a case of sow the seeds and reap the whirlwind.

6. As for eating squirrels and hedgehogs, this is just unfeasible with the rubbish that they eat you would contract salmonella. This is just impossible, yet more lies.

7. You profess to have an air rifle that is capable of killing a person (I do not doubt this) and then in the next breath claim to be a caring Christian • the two are just not combatable. Being a Christian and killing people should just not enter your head!

8. No the Netherton kids do not hurl abuse at you for killing vermin because you do not do it • just more lies! They only shout and abuse you because you ring the police every time one of them walks past you bungalow window.

9. As for “The Pilgrim Fathers” really what you write is so much rubbish that it is hardly worth a mention. Anyway I feel that I must do for the sake of history. Initially, the plan was for the voyage to be made in two vessels, the “Mayflower” the other being the smaller Speedwell. The first voyage of the ships departed Southampton, England, on August 5, 1620; but the Speedwell developed a leak, and had to be refitted at Dartmouth. On the second attempt, the ships reached the Atlantic Ocean but again were forced to return to Dartmouth because of the Speedwell's leak. It would later be revealed that there was in fact nothing wrong with the Speedwell. The crew had sabotaged it in order to escape the year long commitment of their contract. After reorganization, the final sixty-six day voyage was made by the “Mayflower” alone, leaving Plymouth, England on September 6. With 102 passengers plus crew, each family was allotted a very confined amount of space for personal belongings. The voyage had nothing to do with Boston in Lincolnshire • take note that “tea clippers” did not exist at this time, these vessels are from the mid 19th century and not the 15th.

10. Anybody that wishes to write to Graham Denton on a personnel basis should use this address:- 9 Netherfield Crescent, Netherton, Wakefield, WF4 4LX, West Yorkshire, United Kingdom.

04/26/2007 13:07:34

Hi there Debbie.
Yes we had a lovely Wedding Anniversary, we went to the Bulls Head on Horbury Bypass, and Pigged out there, it was a really lovely day as well April the 1st here.
So how are things keeping with you Debbie, did you have a lovely Easter? we just had a relaxing one at this side, with nothing to do around here.
It is good that the mornings are getting lighter every morning mow, as we are heading for Summer here in the UK, I have just had an Aussie Beef Steak, and Chips, and I went into the woods with th egun, and shot a nice Pommy Bush Tucker (Rabbit) so I'm taking it's jacket of tomorrow morning while Angie is asleep in bed, as she can't stand to watch me doing that job, and then on Sunday night I'm slapping him on the Barbie, BBQed Rabbit is Delicious, and th emeat when cooked properly falls of the bone, and tastes like pork.
Anyhow there Debbie, hope everything is well at your Church, Angie is at the moment at her Church Fellowship Group in Middlestown.
Take care, and we look forward to hearing from you again soon.
From.
Graham and Angie.

PS. I've had a problem with my BT Internet Connection, that's why I've not been on for a while.

04/25/2007 11:24:23

I hope you all had a wounderful wedding anniversary!

04/25/2007 11:22:01

Hello wishing you a beautiful day,love and hugs Debbie

04/01/2007 01:10:08

Hey there Debbie.
I want to share something with you.
Angie and i could only be here in Yorkshire for one more week, as we may have got a place in Lincolnshire, and also it is Angie and I's 18th Wedding Anniversary today.
From.
Graham and Angie.