there is now a bible out redone, i forget by who, is which peter is (rocky) jesus is the dude and john the baptist is the dipper!
hardly talks of god. It is a work of evil , the passgaes have been rewrote. They make jesus quote saying things like" dont be all sexually frustrated, just get a regular partner". and talk of when he was baptised by john in the book of mathew as:" he climbed up a rock a dove flew onto him and a voice(not saying god) says" thats my boy, your doing great!

it is pure inane and evil..go to christian forums and learn more.
The archbishop of canterbury has said it is a great book and to use in the ever antichrist episcopal church!

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A Disciple carries his cross daily, and suffers-but is rewarded

If you could be more specific as to the name or publish it'd help.

Thanks in advance

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Jesus Is The Champion!

ewwwwwwwwwww! Lets all do this together!

satain I rebuke in the Name of Jesus!

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yah, what exactly is this?
what is the exact name?
what forum?

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Our God reigns!

Skyelovestlove wrote: there is now a bible out redone, i forget by who, is which peter is (rocky) jesus is the dude and john the baptist is the dipper! hardly talks of god. It is a work of evil , the passgaes have been rewrote. They make jesus quote saying things like" dont be all sexually frustrated, just get a regular partner". and talk of when he was baptised by john in the book of mathew as:" he climbed up a rock a dove flew onto him and a voice(not saying god) says" thats my boy, your doing great! it is pure inane and evil..go to christian forums and learn more. The archbishop of canterbury has said it is a great book and to use in the ever antichrist episcopal church!

wat u saw was probly a joke not a real bible

Hey there's been tons of paraphrased Bible's before technically if it's in English you're not reading the straight words at all everything is translated by somebody, anywho you're probably talking about the Word on The Street praphrase which is meant for new belivers who never read the Bible before it's style is pretty odd because it's an English writer trying to hit English youth so way off for me too but who knows you may be right and I we may not be talking about the same Bible. I'm sure you know that alot of these paraphrases are not meant for whole study but more as an interest, such as reading your daily word and reading a novel on the side but we can't run off and call everything we don't understand evil. Anyway if you figure out what book it is just reply I think we all deserve to know what we're facing before we run from it. I love you guys see ya.

i agree with you! i really dont like this new "Bible" they shouldnt rephrase it like that! it means so much more when Jesus says stuff like "I love you, my child" then if He said something like "dude, I love you" lol i really dont like it when i see stuff like that. i will definatly pray about that!

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It is a paraphrased Bible.
As someone said, there is many of them.
I do not believe it is meant for use as a "real Bible"

what a fake Bible?

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Not fake paraphrased, it's like using cliff notes for a book report someone takes some of the bible and comments on it, some are useful and some are ya know maybe a little goofy like this one hehe anywho yeah so that's that...