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Another Joke
Posted On 07/07/2007 01:55:14
Ok here it goes

A old man was talking with his wife one day. This old man was very wealthy, but very greedy. Well the wife told him one day, "You won't take that money with you when you die." The old man snapped back, "Yeah I will I will put all my money in a trunk in the attic and when I die and go to heaven I will take it with me." Well it just so happened that one day the old man keels over and dies. Well the whole family comes to the house to comfort the woman. The woman tells one of her sons, "Go upstairs and check that trunk were your dad put all his money and see if it's still there." Well the young man runs upstairs and checks and the trunk with all the money is still there. The young man runs down the stairs and tells his mother, "Mom, the money is still there." The woman replied sort of knowingly, "Well I knew he wouldn't take that money with him." "Why?", the young man asked. "Because he didn't put it in the basement."

Happy Fourth
Posted On 07/04/2007 12:11:09
Happy Fourth of July! The holiday where we shoot off fireworks and celebrate our freedom, our liberty. You know I love freedom I love being able to go to church and not worry about the government finding me and arresting me or even worse killing me. You may think that doesn't happen, but it does. But I have freedom in Jesus Christ. What are you speaking of there Jon? Well I am speaking of John 8:32.

John 8:32
"You shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free."

So if you know the truth you are free. Well who or what is the truth?

John 14:6
"Jesus answered, I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."

So Jesus is the truth so if you truly want to be free, you need Jesus. Well I have Jesus and I am gonna take a wild guess that everyone on here has accepted Jesus if not they are seriously thinking about it. So why don't the ones who have freedom take it to someone who is still tied up in the chains of sin. Give someone freedom. I am making a vow to talk to someone who hasn't experienced freedom, my freedom the christian freedom, this week. God Bless all and happy independence day.

Random thought
Posted On 07/01/2007 23:49:35
Ok I had this weird thought just a minute ago. Why does every christian comedian have to be political? I mean I would love to be a comedian and Jesus is coming with me on that trip. But I don't see the point of bringing up politics. We are always gonna face opposition with the world and the world governments, always have always will. If I do become a Christian Comedian, I will tell tales of church, friendships, and family. Like yesterday I could do a whole bit about my uncle Tommy getting a pipe full of cold water down his shirt.

A good joke I heard
Posted On 06/28/2007 18:35:11
I heard this joke wednesday night, my pastor told it to the congregation.

A boy was riding with his mom and dad to home church and his mom asked him, "What did you learn in sunday school today?" The little boy answered, "We learned about Moses and the parting of the Red Sea." The mother said, "Oh well what happened?" The little boy began to explain, "Well back when the Jewish people were being oppressed and Moses organized a resistance team and began fighting out of Egypt, well they finally broke out and began running from the Egyptians in their humvees, jeeps, and land rovers. Well the Egyptians were right behind him bombing them with self guided missles and scouting them out with radar and GPS. Well the Jews got to the Red Sea and they saw that it was uncrossable. Well, out of the blue sky dropped a core of enginers and the began to build a bridge between the Red Sea and the bank on the other side. Well as soon as the Jews began crossing it, the Egyptians were right behind them and when all the Egyptians were on the bridge, the enginers blew it up and all the Egyptians were drowned!" The mother appaled asked the child,"Is that what really happened?" The young man answered, "No, but if I told you the truth you wouldn't believe me."

Evan Almighty: how close was it to the real thing
Posted On 06/26/2007 21:26:45
If you can't tell by the title this blog is about the new summer movie Evan Almighty. Now I will admit because this was the semi-sequel to Bruce Almighty, a movie which I had mixed feelings about, I was a little weary. Nevertheless, I went to see it and it was awesome very funny and gave a very important message. But the title was how close was it to Bible, and well how close was it? I was surprised at all the suttle refrences in the beginning of the film such as, the wood deliver's number was 1-800-GO-4-WOOD get it gopherwood what Noah used to make the ark. Well I don't want to give away the whole movie, but, needless to say, it was a great movie with alot of great messages. Well that's all I have for now God bless!

My canidate for DA MAN
Posted On 06/22/2007 22:13:00
So my friend Jared put his candidate for Da Man in the bible. Well he had a good pick, but my personal pick is the one, the only, *drumroll*.....PAUL!!!
That's right Paul, the greatest evangelist in history. What was he in the beginning before God got hold of him, well he was a christian killing roman. Whoa whoa whoa! a what? a christian killer!? That's right. So how oh how could God get hold of him? He spoke to him one day.
Acts 9:3-5
3 And as he (Paul then Saul) journeyed, he came near Damascus: and suddenly there shined round about him a light from heaven:
4 And he fell to the earth, and heard a voice saying unto him, Saul, Saul, why persecutest thou me?
5 And he said, Who art thou Lord? and the Lord said I am Jesus whom thou persecutest: it is hard for thee to kick against the pricks.

So in the beginning Paul, then Saul was blinded by God. That's one way to get someone's attention.
continuing on...

6 And he trembling and astonished said,, Lord, what wilt thou have me to do? And the Lord said unto him, Arise, and go into the city, and it shall be told thee what thou must do.

So Paul even in the beginning submitted to God. And the rest, as they say, is history. He went on to form the first Christian church, and he was probably the most persucted Christian in history. So there is my case for Da Man in the Bible.



Forgiving so you will be forgiven
Posted On 06/21/2007 21:25:07
Well this blog is gonna cover Matthew 18 21-35 so this may be lengthy.

My blog is beginning with Peter asking Jesus how many times to forgive someone

21 Then Peter came to him, and said, "Lord, how oft shall my brother sin against me, and I forgive him? till seven times?
22 Jesus saith unto him, I say unto thee, Until seven times: but, Until seventy times seven.

Now during these times the Priests (Pharisees and Saducees) taught that you should only forgive someone three times. I guess Peter was thinking he was being very generous saying he should forgive them seven times, God's number. But Jesus said seventy times seven, the number of infinty. So in other words forgive someone till the Lord comes back.

The Jesus went into the parable of the unforgiving servant. One of my favorite parables.
I am gonna break this parable in parts, so I can explain each part.
23 Therefore the kingdom of heaven likened unto a certain king, which would take account of his servants.
24 And when he had begun to reckon, one was brought unto him, which owed him ten thousand talents.
25 But forasmuch as he had not to pay, his lord commanded him to be sold, and his wife, and children, and all that he had, and payment to be made.
26 The servant therefore fell down, and worshipped him, saying, Lord, have patience with me, and I will pay thee all.
27 Then the lord of the servant was moved with compassion, and loosed him, and forgave him the debt.
So the parable is started with a king looking at his, for lack of a better word, financial report. He noticed that one of his servants owed him ten thousand talents, and during these times having a debt is a serious thing. So serious that not paying on could result in death, but the king was merciful to his servant. It's like when we as christians, have sin in our life and we go to God asking him to forgive us. The king (lord) was moved by the servant's cries, not unlike God, and forgave him.

28 But the same servant went out, and found one of his fellowservants, which owed him an hundred pence: and he laid hands on him, and took him by the throat, saying, Pay me what thou owest.
29 And his fellowservant fell down at his feet, and besought him, saying, Have patience with me, and I will pay thee all.
30 And he would not: but went and cast him into prison, till he should pay the debt.

Whoa! What happened to the servant who wanted forgiveness. Sounds like he forget what his Lord taught him. We do this alot, well I do, I know y'all never hold grudges y'all have the spirit. I have held grudges before and you know the funny thing about grudges, you don't feel good when you hold them. Until you let that grudge go you ain't right with God. Let's get back to the scriptures.

31 So when his fellowservants saw what was done, they were very sorry, and came and told unto their lord what was done.
32 Then his lord, after that he had called him, said unto him, O thou wickedest, I forgave thee all that debt, because thou desiredest me:
33 Shouldest not thou also have had compassion on thy fellowservant, even as I had pity on thee?
34 And his lord was wroth, and delivered him to the tormentors, till he should pay all that was due unto him.

Well well well. Look at 31, when I read that I felt like the Lord was leading me to believe that the fellowservants are the people of the world, the sinners. If you ain't forgiving to other people, especially worldly people, then how do you expect to win them to God. In 32,33, the Lord was angry because his servant did not do as his Lord did unto him. I wonder if God looks down on us and says, "Were you even listening?!". In verse 34, the servant got the treatment he was initially saved from. Alot of christians are gonna go to a place that God initally saved them from. I can't end this lesson any better than Jesus did So I am gonna let him do it.
35 So likewise shall my heavenly Father do also unto you (verse 34), if ye from your hearts forgive not every one his brother their tresspasses.

Well here I am
Posted On 06/21/2007 01:50:16
Hi brothers and sisters! Well if you haven't already guessed I finally created an account on here and so far I have enjoyed the experience. I hope that I use this account to keep up with my friends and to meet new brothers and sisters in Christ. Well I guess that is all for my opening blog expect much more later. Trust me I am a bag of hot air and I can put some long ones on here.

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