A LETTER TO YOU FROM SATAN
I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores.
You awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn't even
bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night.
You are so unthankful, I like that about you. I cannot tell you
how glad I am that you have not changed your way of living.
Fool, you are mine.
Remember, you and I have been going steady for years, and I still
don't love you yet.
As a matter of fact,
I hate you
because I hate God.
I am only using you to get even with God. He kicked me out of heaven,
and I'm going to use you as long as possible to pay him back.
You see,
Fool,
GOD LOVES YOU
and HE has great plans in store for you. But you have yielded your
life to me, and I'm going to make your life a living hell. That
way,we'll be together twice.
This will really hurt God.
Thanks to you, I'm really showing Him who's boss in your life. With
all of the good times we've had. We have been:
watching dirty movies
cursing people out
stealing
lying
being hypocritical
fornicating
overeating
telling dirty jokes
gossiping
backstabbing people
disrespecting adults in leadership
positions
NO respect for the church
bad attitudes......
SURELY you don't want to give all this up.
Come on, Fool,
let's burn together
forever.
I've got some hot plans for us.
This is just a letter of appreciation from me
to you. I'd like to say "THANKS" for letting me use you for most
of your foolish life. You are so gullible,
I laugh at you.
When you are tempted to sin, you give in. HA,HA,HA, you make me sick!!
Sin is beginning to take its toll on your life. You look 20 years
older.
And now,
I need new blood.
So go ahead and teach some children how to sin. All you have to do is
smoke, get drunk or drink while under-aged, cheat, gamble, gossip,
fornicate, and live being as selfish as possible. Do all of this in the
presence of children and they will do it too.
Kids are like that.
Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now.
I'll be back in a couple of seconds to tempt you again. If you were
smart, you would run somewhere, confess your sins, and live for God
with what little bit of life that you have left. It's not my nature to
warn anyone, but to be your age and still
sinning, it's becoming a bit ridiculous.
Don't get me wrong,
I still
hate
you.
IT'S JUST THAT YOU'D MAKE A BETTER FOOL FOR CHRIST.
P.S. - And if you really love me, you won't
share this letter with anyone
