I heard this joke wednesday night, my pastor told it to the congregation.

A boy was riding with his mom and dad to home church and his mom asked him, "What did you learn in sunday school today?" The little boy answered, "We learned about Moses and the parting of the Red Sea." The mother said, "Oh well what happened?" The little boy began to explain, "Well back when the Jewish people were being oppressed and Moses organized a resistance team and began fighting out of Egypt, well they finally broke out and began running from the Egyptians in their humvees, jeeps, and land rovers. Well the Egyptians were right behind him bombing them with self guided missles and scouting them out with radar and GPS. Well the Jews got to the Red Sea and they saw that it was uncrossable. Well, out of the blue sky dropped a core of enginers and the began to build a bridge between the Red Sea and the bank on the other side. Well as soon as the Jews began crossing it, the Egyptians were right behind them and when all the Egyptians were on the bridge, the enginers blew it up and all the Egyptians were drowned!" The mother appaled asked the child,"Is that what really happened?" The young man answered, "No, but if I told you the truth you wouldn't believe me."